My Life Equations 1-25

Everything in life must be in equilibrium. Everyone must have thier ups and downs, there are good times and also shit times. Too many of any is not good. Just like Yin & Yang, Good & Bad, Devil & Angel.

Get It?

These are my Equations that represent life:

1. Just Do It = Nike
2. Just Do It - Brains = Idiot
3. Mouth - Brushing - Flossing - Mouth Wash = Stay Away From Me
4. Brushing - Toothbrush = Use your Finger
5. Eating - Cutleries = Finger Licking Good
6. Shower - (Soap + Shampoo) = You Stink
7. Shit - Tissue = Still Can Use Water
   
8. Shit - Water = Still Can Use Tissue
9. Shit - Water - Tissue = Life Miserable
10. Gentleman + Horny = Jerk
11. Lady + Horny = Slut
12. 1+1=2
13. 1+2 != 3
14. Single + Free = Single and Available
15. Single + Busy = Single But Unavailable
16. Single + Single = Couple = Everything Double
17. Single + (n x Single) = Complicated
18. Single + Couple = Trouble
19. Single +(n x single) + (n x Couple) = What the heck is wrong with you?
20. Rain + Kiss = You'll Get Sick
21. Romantic + Danger = No Brains
22. Tomboy + Sissy = Perfect Match
23. Nerd + Books = Perfect Match
24. Geeks + Gadgets = Perfect Match
25. Geeks + Gadgets x Computers = WooHoo! Jackpot! Super Perfect Match.